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historycultureeducation:
“My dad on this day 49 years ago, waking up after getting hit in the head with a croquet mallet to find out he was unconscious through the whole moon landing
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historycultureeducation:

My dad on this day 49 years ago, waking up after getting hit in the head with a croquet mallet to find out he was unconscious through the whole moon landing

(via bennymendelsohn)

kawaiite-mage:

eliteknightcats:

cowboys never die. they just ride off into the sunset

is that what your parents told you when you came back from school one day and your cowboy was missing

(via rollmelikeapotato)

februarythirds:

mitski be like I understand that you were deemed undesirable and ugly in middle school and therefore you have spent your life constantly battling between the mindsets of “looks aren’t everything” and “if I am not beautiful I will literally die” and I Am Here For You

(via bottomsrightsactivist)

some star trek episode tropes i really like

bluespock:

androgynous-andorian:

shran-with-a-plan:

flarson:

loudfederationscreeching:

  • someone goes undercover
  • the ship gets taken over and the crew has to resort to trickery to retake it
  • godlike aliens are actually pretty trash
  • anytime theres a court
  • someone gets replaced or brain-hijacked

pls add i hunger for more tropes

  • Alien Orphans
  •  “Oh shit, it’s sentient!”
  •  Time-Travel-Time! 
  • Parallel universe episodes

- The Mirror universe
- Holodeck out-of-control
- Android/hologram drama

  • Weird alien marriage rituals/mating cycles interfering with diplomatic relations
  • Cold War allegory
  • Deadly alien virus actually just turns everyone into a college frat party
  • They violated the prime directive–again!

(via highlyillogical)

woegarden:

i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying

(via emmaperkin)

samephonewhothis:

frawgs:

frawgs:

i just saw my cousin on tinder can i die shes gonna know i’m gay

WAIT THAT MEANS

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ilovecalc2:

[looks into the camera as I’m being punished for my hubris]

(via prohades)

wholeheartedsuggestions:

i, for one, am very glad you made it through another year. congratulations. i know it hasn’t been easy.

(via havesomemercy)

anistarrose:

Alex Hirsch conducting the most vital of research

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